You've arrived at the unofficial Snail/Phatty reproduction home page. Unless Mama Snail simply decided to let herself go now that she's married (Ha! Joke's on you, Phatty!), we are all relatively confident that she will soon give birth to some sort of avant garde offspring In honor of the impending arrival, www.youknowyouwantitwantit.org has gone all baby phattysnail, all the time! For those who missed it, here is an artist's rendering on how we got here in the first place:
And, of course, most of us are only interested in winning inappropriate prizes from distant acquaintances, so here's the current standing of the baby pool. Closest to, without going over, wins. All ties are broken first by gender, then weight, then length (closest to without going over).
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